HUBBARD, OR According to the FDA, Americans consume more than 2 million tons of molasses baked beans every 4th of July. The volume of baked bean consumption has some officials worried about air quality this […]
WASHINGTON, DC Millions of pious God-fearing Bible-believing Christians across America are gathering today to sing songs of glory, honour, and praise to the golden calf US flag and constitution. “It’s our most sacred holiday,” said […]
WASHINGTON, DC Outgoing President Obama took time out of his schedule on his last Independence Day as President to admit that everything his detractors and conspiracy nuts have ever said about him is completely and […]
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