RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL The success of Mennonite athletes at this year’s Olympic games has come as a surprise to some, but according to Dr. Heinrich Freud, great-grandson of the founder of psychoanalysis, this Mennonite dominance […]
MATHIS, TX While many Americans rest in tranquil slumber with semi-automatic weapons under their pillows, Mennonites, who have traditionally been pacifists, have not always been as eager to fully embrace their Second Amendment rights. Things have changed, […]
WALDHEIM, SK A minor hockey association in a predominantly Mennonite town has decided to officially forbid players from completing the infamous ‘Gordie Howe Hat Trick.’ “We don’t mind people going two-thirds of the way into the […]
WASHINGTON, DC Moments after his inauguration, President Joe Biden ordered a celebratory drone strike “on some random country out there somewhere.” “It’s what the O’Biden Bama administration was known for,” said the new President. “I […]
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