FAIRFAX, VA After collapsing under the weight of their own repugnancy, the National Rifle Association announced today that they have filed for chapter 11 moral bankruptcy. “We’re morally bankrupt. To be honest. It’s been a […]
TORONTO, ON In order to be consistent with their recent poppy ban, Whole Foods Canada has also banned anyone from coming into the store wearing one of those MCC Peace Buttons. “Please wear a mask, […]
INDIANAPOLIS, IN Centuries of pent-up aggression have been released in UFC rings this season as the Yoders and other Mennonites seem to be totally dominating their opponents. “I know it seems counter-intuitive, but I’ve won […]
SEMINOLE, TX Mr. Janzen, 41, of Seminole, laughs every time he sees those “sheeple” wearing their silly masks all over the place. Janzen is a very brave man who trusts only in the Lord and […]
DULUTH, MN Local man and staunch Democrat, Mr. Kliewer, has taken what he considers to be a highly principled stance against Trump’s imminent war with Iran. “What on Earth is Trump doing! This war with […]
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