WINKLER, MB Local spinster Annie Goertzen, 51, will spend a romantic evening alone tonight snuggling up on her sofa with a glass of dealcoholized wine, half a Toblerlone bar, and an Amish romance book. “These […]
WINKLER, MB United Schekjbenjels and Gofers Local 204 has released a steamy new calendar to raise funds for a new hitching post at the local Mennonite church. “The ladies of Winkler simply cannot resist a schekjbenjel with his […]
WINDHOEK, NAMIBIA Curtis and Patricia Bueckert, who left Manitoba more than twenty years ago to serve as Bible translators in Namibia, have shattered many an assumption about missionaries after announcing plans to try out an exciting new position while […]
GNADENFELD, MB Days after discovering their common interest in Mennonite satire, Daily Bonnet readers Martha of Gnadenfeld and Abe of nearby Schönenberg decided they would meet at MJs Kafe in Steinbach “to see if this might […]
REICHENBACH, MB The presence of mistletoe at the Epp family Christmas gathering this past week, caused quite the number of awkward moments for the Epp cousins. “I don’t know why Oma insists on putting mistletoe all […]
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