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Mysterious New Condiment Perplexes Mennonite Diners

September 27, 2024 Andrew

GREENLAND, MB The Toews family of Greenland was sent into crisis mode this Friday evening after a jar of salsa was discovered on the table next to the farmer sausage. “I’m shook to the core,” […]

That Old Time Religion is Good Enough for Uncle Henry

March 23, 2017 Andrew

WALDESRUH, MB At a family get-together this past week, Uncle Henry proclaimed to any young person who would listen that he didn’t need none of this new fangled religion because the old time variety was more […]