Quizzes
Quiz: Daily Bonnet or Real News (2017)
It’s time for our annual “Is it the Daily Bonnet or Real News?” quiz. Have you been paying attention? Sometimes the real news is just as crazy as the Daily Bonnet. Test your knowledge! (Real […]
satire
The Daily Bonnet
Andrew Unger Reads Daily Bonnet Hate Mail
Over the past year and a half, it’s been really exciting to see the website grow and we really appreciate the support we received from our readers. I try to reply to most emails and […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Jokes Explained to Non-Mennonites
If you’ve ever ventured into a coffee shop or church lobby in Winkler, Altona, or Grunthal, you’ve probably heard the same five or six jokes told over and over again. For some reason, us Mennonites […]
Unger Suspicion
Joke Crosses the Line Yet Again Today
LINECASTER, PA During a recent stroll through Linecaster, Pennsylvania, Miss Caroline Yoder, a 31-year-old joke and local resident, boldly crossed a line, which had many of the townsfolk sorely upset. The town council immediately called a […]
Unger & Thirst
Wonder Oil to be Added to Town Drinking Water
BLUMSTEIN, MB Decades after fluoride was controversially added to the drinking water of many English communities, the small town of Blumstein, Manitoba has become the first in the region to pump Wonder Oil into the […]