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A List of Famous Dicks Who Are Not Mennonite
You know those people who sit all the way to the end of the credits at a movie? What on earth are they doing? We know there’s no bonus scene at the end of Lady […]
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A List of Hilariously Inappropriate Mennonite Names
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Today, we’re going to go to the dark side, the sort of humour your Oma Klassen said was reserved for somewhere behind the barn. So take your smartphone and […]
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Credit Union Accidentally Gives Loan to Englishers
NEUBERGFELD, MB Despite extensive checks and balances to prevent such a practice, CBC reports that a non-Mennonite couple was accidentally approved for a mortgage at Neubergfeld Credit Union this past week. “We’re looking into the […]
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Yodas Celebrate 300 Years in America
SHIPSHEWANA, IN Days after the Yoder family celebrated the anniversary of their arrival in the New World, Yodas across America gathered in Shipshewana to commemorate their own family heritage. “Descended from Mr. Hans Yoda, we […]
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Discover Your Mennonite Nickname
Since there are only five acceptable first names and seven suitable surnames, many Mennonites have resorted to distinguishing each other with nicknames. In order to determine your Mennonite nickname, all we need is your birthday. […]