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Advice from a Mennonite IT Guy
STEINBACH, MB After being down for almost 72 hours, the elders at the Steinbach EMMBC church are taking it as a “sign from above,” that the Daily Bonnet is “just no good yet.” The elders […]
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Mennonite Woman Caught Listening In On Party Line
ROSENORT, MB There was a prolonged awkward moment at the church picnic on Sunday after Mrs. Wiebe spoke too liberally about the information she had uncovered while listening in on the party line that connected […]
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Mennonite Texting Abbreviations: From LOL to WTF
Parents these days often have trouble figuring out what their teens are texting. Therefore, the Daily Bonnet has created this helpful guide to texting abbreviations so that Mennonite parents can stay in the loop. wtf […]
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Mennonite Population Completely Unaffected by Global Cyberattack
MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN While millions of internet-users around the world were afflicted by the largest cyberattack in history this weekend, anthropologists have discovered a small group of people, affectionately known as “Mennonites,” who, for some reason, […]
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Afternoon Power Outage Results in Three Pregnancies
STEINBACH, MB An hour-long power outage in Steinbach this afternoon left employees at the local church pew factory with a little too much time on their hands. The outage resulted in more than fifteen new […]