MONTEZUMA, GA Former US President Donald Trump has been indicted this week on 606 charges of tampering with the Vogts. “I didn’t even know there were any Vogts in Georgia,” said Bishop Yoder of Third […]
WASHINGTON, DC In a last ditch attempt to keep his spot in the White House, outgoing President Donald Trump has claimed he found evidence that “all sorts of dead people from Conrad Grebel to Menno […]
WASHINGTON, DC After suggesting that mail-in voting would lead to voter fraud, President Trump is requesting that the 2020 Presidential Election be held the Mennonite way: throwing everyone’s name into Elder Friesen’s sweaty wide-brimmed black […]
MITCHELL, MB The Hieberts stopped by at the polls during their lunch break today intent on doubling the power of their votes by casting their ballots for the same candidate. “Normally we discuss this ahead […]
STEINBACH, MB In an effort to reduce lineups and assist the voting process, a local group is petitioning Steinbach to include each candidate’s church affiliation on all future ballots. “It’s the most important information there […]
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