WINKLER, MB During his annual Forgetfulness Day service, Reverend B. B. Broesky Jr. told congregants that there were many awful thing that happened in the past and it was best just to move on and […]
HOLLYWOOD, CA With the utterly baffling release of Mel Gibson’s new pacifist-thriller Hacksaw Ridge, physicists around the world are suggesting we now have enough evidence to confirm that the controversial multiverse theory might actually have some validity. “Mel Gibson, […]
WASHINGTON, DC Moments after his inauguration, President Joe Biden ordered a celebratory drone strike “on some random country out there somewhere.” “It’s what the O’Biden Bama administration was known for,” said the new President. “I […]
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