READING, PA
After the demand for tickets was so high that it crashed the Ticketmaster site this week, Taylor Swift fans were left out of luck. That is, until one lucky soul in Reading, Pennsylvania waltzed into her local thrift store and discovered a treasure.
“There is was. Front row. Taylor Swift!” explained Mrs. Beiler. “And the funny thing was, I only had to pay twenty-five cents … plus tax.”
With Swift tickets going for more than $10,000 on the after market, the thrift store find is considered the biggest score since that woman found a Jackson Pollock painting mistaken for garbage back in 1998.
“Looks like me and my husband Dan are going to have quite the evening,” said Beiler. “He’s not the Swiftie that I am, but, hey, he’ll never turn down a free ticket.”
Mrs. Beiler has been singing “Anti-hero” at the top of her lungs all this week, while her husband is scouring the local thrift store for an Iron Maiden ticket.
