What the schissjat is ASMR? Well, I’m not really sure, but my cousin says she gets a tingly feeling by watching some vid-yos on the YouTubes. I said, ‘Nah, Maria, it doesn’t give such’ but then she showed me some vid-yos….
Milking a cow:
Playing Dutch Blitz:
Eating sausage:
Bible reading and page turning:
Knacking zoat:
After watching them I said to Martha, “Dietschlaund, Martha, now I know what you’re talking about once.” I got pretty hooked on the vid-yos, but dan I realized I didn’t need the YouTubes for ASMR. I could get ASMR every Sunday at church.
I guarantee you, there’s nothing more ASMR than Mennonites singing a capella!