Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!
Unger Suspicion
Amish Man Can’t Figure Out Why He Got This ‘Carbon Tax Relief’ Cheque
VITA, MB Mr. Schwartzenbeilersnider of over near Vita was completely baffled this week when he stopped at the post office in town and found something called a ‘Carbon Tax Relief Fund’ cheque from the Manitoba […]
Unger Suspicion
Team of Industrious Amish Hired to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine
LANCASTER, PA After millions of complaints from customers, McDonald’s has finally found a solution to the broken ice cream machine problem that has plagued their restaurants across the country – hiring the Amish. “Actually, we’re […]
Unger & Thirst
Mennonites Have No Place to Store their Crokinole Pieces After Crown Royal Plant Shuts Down
ST. CATHERINES, ON Thousands of Mennonites across Ontario have joined Premier Doug Ford in dumping all the Crown Royal they weren’t intending on drinking anyway. “I use it for cooking or medicinal purposes only,” said […]