Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Daily Bonnet
‘Mennonite Heritage Week’ Comes and Goes Without a Single Mennonite Noticing
WATERLOO, ON The second annual Mennonite Heritage Week came and went this year without a single Mennonite in the entire country noticing. “Really? Mennonite Heritage Week? Was that this week?” wondered Mr. Zehr of Waterloo. […]
Unger & Thirst
Mennonites Have No Place to Store their Crokinole Pieces After Crown Royal Plant Shuts Down
ST. CATHERINES, ON Thousands of Mennonites across Ontario have joined Premier Doug Ford in dumping all the Crown Royal they weren’t intending on drinking anyway. “I use it for cooking or medicinal purposes only,” said […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Man Finally Puts on His Winter Tires
LEAMINGTON, ON Mr. Kliewer of Leamington is always the last one in town to put on his winter tires, usually waiting until there’s at least three feet of snow at minimum. “Mennonites don’t need any […]