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The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Fans Ruin Winnipeg Jets Whiteout By Wearing All Black Suits
WINNIPEG, MB Apparently unaware of the long-standing playoff tradition of wearing white, local Old Order Mennonite Peter Friesen decided to wear his very best black suit to Vanapag Yats game this week. “Vell, I vanted […]
The Daily Bonnet
St. Catharines, Ontario to be Renamed Taunte Katherine’s
TAUNTE KATHERINE’S, ON After having reached the required minimum threshold of resident Mennonite aunties, the city of St. Catharines has voted to officially change its name to Taunte Katherine’s effective the first of the month. […]
Unger Suspicion
Google Searches for “How to Become Amish” Surge During Presidential Debate
HOLMES COUNTY, OH Aghast at the dismal prospects for life in mainstream American society, millions of Americans are apparently considering joining the Amish. “During the debate we saw a huge surge in ‘how to move […]