Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!
Unger the Influence
Carney Enlists the Amish to Address Canada’s Housing Crisis
OTTAWA, ON Fresh from high level cabinet meetings, Prime Minister Mark Carney has come up with a brand new plan to address the nation’s housing crisis–hire the Amish. “I’m sure they can raise a few […]
Unger Suspicion
Pallister to Live Out the Rest of His Days in Quaint Central American Colony
BLUE CREEK COLONY, BELIZE A mix-up in paperwork had former Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister arriving at a conservative Mennonite colony in Belize, rather than the resort in Costa Rica he had intended. “Oba, waut on […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Woman “Wins the Lottery” After Mrs. Brubacher’s Clothes Blow into Her Yard
HEIDELBERG, ON Mrs. Eby is feeling like she won the lottery this week after a particularly windy day blew all of Mrs. Brubacher’s clothes right into her yard. “This should keep the Ebys supplied all […]