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Top 10 Approved Halloween Costumes for Mennonites

Of course, here in Steinbach, we don’t celebrate Halloween, but for city folks who are just pretending to be Mennonites, here are a few costume ideas for the big day. It’s always a risk anytime you flirt will Halloween, but we’re pretty sure, if you have participate, that these costumes won’t get you sent to the less desirable Lutheran section of Heaven. We also made sure not to include any real Mennonites on this list because even the sort of Mennonites who participate in Halloween want to try something different for a day. 

So, who are you going as?

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