MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN
Donald Trump has been quick to jump on a photo posted by Kamala Harris, which appears to show her using one of those old-timey Menno farmhouse phones.
“Fake, what a fake,” said Trump. “I doubt that phone’s even plugged into the wall.”
Instead, Trump believes the phone just might be from the collection of the Minnesota Telephone Museum in Mountain Lake.
“I bet you Tim Walz set her up with that thing,” said Trump. “I have much better phones, much better, the best phones, no one has better phones that I do.”
Trump believes the Harris photo was faked in order to give the impression she had good old-fashioned values.
“The only person with a phone that old,” said Trump. “I sleepy Joe Biden.”
Trump later admitted he was just looking at the photo from the wrong angle and it was actually a brand new iPhone 16.
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