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Unger Games
CFL Adds New ‘Mennonite Player Ratio’
REGINA, SK In an effort to increase the diversity of the league, the Canadian Football League has just announced a new initiative that requires teams to have at least seven Mennonite players on the field […]
Unger Suspicion
Crazy Unpatriotic Canadian Celebrates 4th of July Three Days Early
KITCHENER, ON Concerned citizen Mr. Yoder of Lancaster is livid this week after discovering that Canadians celebrate the 4th of July a full three days early. “It’s disgusting! Those Canadians have no patriotism at all!” […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Man Shunned After Returning from Zurich with Swiss Army Knife
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND Area man Dave Kehler immensely enjoyed his time at the Anabaptism 500 celebrations in Zurich this week, but the pleasant festivities contrasted with the rather unfriendly greeting he received on his arrival back […]