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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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Unger Suspicion
Millions Flee “Communist” Canada for a Better Life in Russia
CALGARY, AB Millions of angry Trudeau-hating mask-hating Canadians have left the country en masse and are heading for a new glorious life in post-Soviet Russia. “Ever since Canada became a Communist country a few months […]
Unger Suspicion
Americans Accuse Canada of “Premature Thankfulness”
ELKHART, IN Millions of Americans have signed a petition to stop Canada from celebrating Thanksgiving early. “This premature thankfulness has got to stop,” said Mr. Frey of Elkhart, Indiana. “I’ve got some cousins up there […]
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“Nah, we’re good”: Winnipeg Excluded from Plan to Make Canada the 51st US State
WINNIPEG, MB A committee of 12 American delegates have arrived in Canada this week in hopes of adding a significant amount of territory to the American empire. “Everything was going okay until we arrived in […]