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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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The Daily Bonnet
Team of Paraguayan Mennonites Defeats Canadian National Soccer Team
ASUNCION, PARAGUAY A group of guys from the Fernheim Colony, Paraguay took on the Canadian men’s national soccer team in Asuncion this past week and came away with a resounding five to nil victory. The […]
Unger Games
CFL Adds New ‘Mennonite Player Ratio’
REGINA, SK In an effort to increase the diversity of the league, the Canadian Football League has just announced a new initiative that requires teams to have at least seven Mennonite players on the field […]
Unger Suspicion
Bettman Throws Massive Street Party to Celebrate Last Canadian Team Being Eliminated from Playoffs
NEW YORK, NY There was champagne flowing at NHL headquarters in New York City today, as long time NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman spared no expense in celebrating the fact that, once again, only American teams […]