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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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Unger the Influence
“Nah, we’re good”: Winnipeg Excluded from Plan to Make Canada the 51st US State
WINNIPEG, MB A committee of 12 American delegates have arrived in Canada this week in hopes of adding a significant amount of territory to the American empire. “Everything was going okay until we arrived in […]
Unger Suspicion
Census Shows 96% of Canadian Men are Named Gord
TORONTO, ON Statistics Canada has released the results of a brand new survey that shows that 95.7% of Canadian men sport the first name Gord. “Basically we went to the Yonge-Dundas Square and starting yelling […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Man Shunned After Returning from Zurich with Swiss Army Knife
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND Area man Dave Kehler immensely enjoyed his time at the Anabaptism 500 celebrations in Zurich this week, but the pleasant festivities contrasted with the rather unfriendly greeting he received on his arrival back […]