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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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Unger Suspicion
Census Shows 96% of Canadian Men are Named Gord
TORONTO, ON Statistics Canada has released the results of a brand new survey that shows that 95.7% of Canadian men sport the first name Gord. “Basically we went to the Yonge-Dundas Square and starting yelling […]
Unger & Thirst
New ‘Import Store’ to Sell Bland Canadian Food in Mexico
CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO Inspired by all the Mexican import stores that have peppered the Canadian prairies, local entrepreneur Lenny Wiens has decided to return the favour and “bring the flavourless wonders of Canada” to the Mennonite […]
Unger Games
Mennonite Woman Converts to Hinduism Five Minutes into Jillian Michaels Yoga Meltdown DVD
BOISSEVAIN, MB Yogaphobia has invaded a small Manitoba town after Mrs. Martens, 42, longtime women’s ministry co-ordinator at the local Mennonite church, declared she was “done with the faith” and decided to dedicate her life […]