MT. REINTHAL, TX
Uncle Dave has been posting 7 to 10 political memes every day now for the past 10 years or so and can’t for the life of him figure out why no one is engaging with his content.
“Got 3 likes on that last one,” said Dave. “But there were about 8 memes in a row where I didn’t even get so much as a thumbs up or an angry face.”
Thankfully Uncle Dave already has a solution to this problem.
“I think I’m not posting enough,” said Uncle Dave. “Gotta do something to get my niece Erin’s attention.”
Dave is under the impression that 20 to 30 political posts per hour just might do the trick.
“That’s why people are following me on Facebook, isn’t it?” said Uncle Dave. “I guess I just haven’t been clear enough about my political stance until now.”
Erin says she’s really looking forward to seeing more of Dave’s posts.
“Hey if he ups his game, I might even start following him again,” said Erin. “You really can’t get better political insights than Uncle Dave’s Facebook wall.”
Insider reports indicate that Erin is actually just waiting for Facebook to come up with a “rolling eyes” reaction.