WASHINGTON, DC
In one of his last moves in office, outgoing President Joe Biden has imposed a 25% tariff on Jordan Peterson who has recently been imported into the US from Canada.
“We’ve got an oversupply of ideologues in our county as it is,” said Biden. “We don’t need to take in all of Canada’s. Not without at least a little compensation.”
Biden says this Jordan Peterson tariff will be his lasting legacy to the nation
“Either that or pardoning my own son,” said Biden. “You decide.”
Peterson says the 25% tariff will not be enough to stop him from crossing the border.
“It’s going to take a lot more than that,” said Peterson. “Especially with the price of housing in Toronto these days.”
Trump says he will maintain Biden’s tariff on Jordan Peterson until Canada agrees to take in Robert DeNiro.
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