There’s no question that Donald Trump loves a good nickname. There was Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, Rocketman Kim Jong Un and Gavin Newscum to name just a few.
While Trudeau was christened “Governor Trudeau,” Trump has sadly left most Canadians without a nickname. With the takeover of Canada on the horizon, we felt he could help out future Prime Minister Trump with a few nicknames. We consulted with 7-year-old schoolyard bully Timmy Berg to help us out with this list.
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre – “Poopy Pants” Pierre
Ontario Premier Rob Ford – Rob “Farts A Lot” Ford
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith – “Dancing” Danielle
Steinbach mayor Earl Funk – Butcherman
Satirist Andrew Unger – “Andy Underwear”
So, are you read for you own nickname? Since people are usually suspicious if you ask for something simple like your first initial and a month of birth, instead, all you need to create your own Donald Trump nickname is your preferred colour of nylons and your favourite decade for music. For example, if you prefer brown nylons and you think the 1990s had the best music, your Donald Trump nickname would be Stinky Sue. Read to give it a try? What’s your Donald Trump nickname?
Select your preferred nylon colour:
- beige – Filthy
- white – Bimbo
- brown – Stinky
- black – Frowny Face
- red – Bed Wetter
- pink – Shady
- green – Sickly
- tan – Dirty Diaper
Which decade do you think has the best music?
- 1930s or earlier – Pete
- 1940s – Friesen
- 1950s – Johnson
- 1960s – Wendy
- 1970s – Smith
- 1980s – Abe
- 1990s – Sue
- 2000s – Reimer
- 2010s or later – Mike