WINNIPEG, MB
Mennonites across Manitoba are excited about the new law firm Friesen Froese Harder that just opened up this week on Henderson Highway.
“It was minus 35 on the day of our grand opening,” said Friesen. “Froese and Harder were freezin’ but I’m pretty sure Friesen froze harder.”
The law firm has already launched a suit claiming the winters are just too darn cold around here.
“I’m not sure who to sue about that but we’ll figure it out,” said Friesen. “Friesen Froese Harder will finally hold the folks responsible for Manitoba’s frigid temperatures accountable – probably the Lutherans.”
Friesen, Froese, and Harder are also inviting Mennonties to come sign a living will which prevents anyone from pulling the plug, so long as you can still enjoy a new formavorscht.
