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World’s Luckiest Mennonite Woman Scores ‘George’ and ‘Joe Fresh’ Blouses at Local Thrift Store

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Mrs. Carol Ens could not believe her luck this week at the local thrift store after she discovered several “name brand” blouses on the rack.

“Would you look at that! George brand! And what’s this? Joe Fresh!” exclaimed Ens. “I’ve heard of these brands before!”

Ens was quick to take her purchases to the till, thinking that she’d better snatch up these blouses before someone else purchases them.

“Sometimes the ladies in the back don’t know all the good brands,” said Ens. “But I’ve got an eye for fashion … and a good deal.”

Ens also managed to find a Shein brand hoodie, which she was very excited about.

“Today is just my lucky day,” said Ens. “I can’t believe no one snagged these Kirkland Signature jeans before I got here.”

Ens was the talk of the town all week and is thinking of starting her very own TikTok channel dedicated to getting your hands on those snazzy mySTYLE and lily morgan garments before they’re gone.

(photo credit: by get directly down/CC)

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